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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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this is how Heysticks makes his breakfast
how did this get 20 notes before I even saw it
Anonymous asked: Hello there!
Hello :)
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
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Reblog if you are a Time Lord and then check your ask.
YES
400 NOTES OH WHY
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Headlining Show
Well friends: I have just landed my first official headlining show. 90 minutes of acoustic music, featuring some very good friends of mine. The current show date is August 17th (saturday) and is subject to change. It will be at the New Britain YMCA in a small venue. I will be updating you all with more details as the show comes together, but I would love some support. If you want to come, tickets will be cheap ($5) and refreshments will be served. Keep a heads-up for more posts about the show.
Cheers,
R
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
i have literally seen this on my dash 12 times in this afternoon….
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nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it’s very rude too point.
For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)
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David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.
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